I feel like I shouldn't be as excited as I am about this...but I'll take what I can get.
[Side note: two other things to add to the list of things I say at work all the time are "Hot dog y'all!"as in-Hot dog y'all I found the masking tape! and "crazy town" as in-They are all crazy town today.]
Anyway, back on track--So every time I go out, I tell myself, "I'm not going to stay out late tonight...but what happens every time? I'm there until the bar closes. I know, I know, I don't know what happens, I get there, start talking, and the next thing I hear, "last call for alcohol", then (I swear instantly) I hear, "time to go ladies, we're locking up." And, it's not even like I'm plastered-I have two drinks, play pool (retract that-I stand there looking cute holding a cue stick while whoever I'm partnered with keeps us from getting our asses handed to us-no worries, I know my role in the game I'm just there as eye candy and entertainment), chat, and catch up on the weekly dyke gossip/drama (you know you can't resist it when it doesn't actually involve you). But last night....drumroll please....I left at midnight! So, hot dog y'all I can do it! Anyone else just hear, "You can do it" in their heads? You know, Waterboy? Anyone? Bueller?