It's how we roll

For those of you who may be new, or may have forgotten, this is how we roll in my classroom:

Boy student: Miss ____, how do you spell line?

Me: What?!?!

Boy student: How do you spell line?

Me: Line? As in don't talk in line?

Boy student: (smacking his lips together) Mttttz. Nah, not that word.

Girl student: He means LION. Like Miss _____ is tough like a lion and is going to eat choo.

Boy student: Yeah! Yeah! That word!

Me: OH! L-I-O-N. (Grabbing his shoulders) RAWR!

Boy student: (not flinching at all) I'm not scared. Even if you were a lion you wouldn't eat me.

Me: You're not scared of me? You should be scared of me. I'm hungry.

Boy student: Pshht. I've ain't scared of you. You won't eat me. You're a veg-e-tarian...I would only be scared if I was a carrot stick.

His finished project for our class book of similes: Miss _____ is tough like a lion but don't be scared unless you are a carrot stick. Complete with a picture of me attacking a carrot.

Yup. That's how we roll in my class.