Mom: I'm glad that Girlfriend's stuff will already be there when we come visit.
Me: Really? Why's that?
Mom: So there will be a real bed for me to sleep in and not just air mattresses. I'm too old for that shit.
Me: Her couch has a bed in it too.
Mom: Yup, she's definitely a keeper.
Me: I agree. I'm glad that you like her.
Mom: I do. I knew she was a kind and caring person with a good heart when I first met her. She loves her dog, she loves your dog, and it's obvious to everyone that she really loves you. I couldn't be more pleased with who you are spending your life with.