Smile because it's priceless

Ok, the week is still not awesome, but not as bad as yesterday/Sunday. I still have no TV which sucks ass but on the bright side my house has never been cleaner! B is still mad at the vacuum cleaner but that's his business. It is currently back in the closet which B is guarding while pacing, huffing and puffing at as if he WASN'T scared shitless twenty minutes ago crying in his bed. Now to a fun story from today. I was at my cone during car rider after school and this adorable little blond hair, green eyed kindergartner came to my cone waiting for his dad to pull up.

Me: Hello! How was your day today?

Kindergartner: It was okay. My friend Mikey wasn't at school today. He lives next door to me.

Me: He wasn't? Is he sick?

Kindergartner: Yeah. He has the flee.

Me: I'm sorry what? He has what? (Bending down to hear him better)

Kindergartner: The flee. He gots the flee.

Me: You mean the flu?

Kindergartner: Flu? Um, no....not the flu. He has the flee.

Me: Oh, ok. Well you tell Mikey that I hope he feels better soon!

I wish you could have seen this child's face when I said flu. He looked at me like I was a total idiot for not knowing that it is the flee not the flu (duh). Here's hoping the week is heading in this direction!