Me: He's about three years old. I'm not exactly sure since I got him from the shelter.
Lady: You got him at the shelter?!?!
Me: Yup. He was my birthday present to myself.
Lady: WOW! I didn't know they had cute dogs at the shelter!
Me: (silent pause) Uh, yep they sure do. There were lots of cute dogs there, cats too.
Seriously. WTF. How do you respond to that? She didn't know the shelter has cute dogs? What kind of world does she live in? At this moment I realized she and I would never be friends because she was just plain loopy. She must live a very sheltered life (pun intended) and this concerned me for the sake of people and animals everywhere. On the bright side, she gave me a fun post for the evening!