Holy Crap we are at 100!

We have reached a moment people.  A moment that I was not expecting and feel slightly unprepared for today.  This is my 100th post.  I know, I can't believe it either!  It's so big to me that I it gets a big picture...I'm just saying.  I have a lot to say (obviously) but I didn't think anyone would care...apparently 35 of you do enough to subscribe and read my random rants on an inconsistent basis.  SOOOOO, in light of my 100th post, here are 50 things about me that you may or may not know and may or may not care to know...broken up into sub-categories because that's how we roll around here.  (I was going to have some profound reason for picking 50 but really it's just because I couldn't think of any more)  Enjoy and have a Happy Easter!

Family

1) I am an only child

2) I moved 500+ miles away for college and never looked back

3) I'm the first (and only) person on both sides of my family to go to (and graduate from) college...no pressure people, no pressure

4) I want two kids

5) I'm never giving birth because it freaks me out

6) How #4 will happen under the condition of #5 is slightly questionable

7) My mom is my hero

8) My dad thinks I will be a great husband one day

9) My mom taught me to cook and change a flat tire

10) My family drives me insane but I wouldn't trade them for anything if I could

Friends

11) I live with my best friend

12) I will fall to pieces when she moves out to marry her boyfriend (one day)

13) I don't trust people easily

14) I would rather have 5 close friends than 50 acquaintances 

15) My friends call me out on my shit before it even happens

16) I will talk to anyone near me

17) I desperately want to please people

18) I don't care what society thinks

19) #17 and #18 don't contradict, even if they appear to on the surface

20) Some of the most important friends I have live 1/2 way around the world

Favorites

21) food-pancakes

22) color-green

23) smell-sweets baking in the oven

24) animal-little bird on the hippo (because they are bad-ass)

25) season-fall

26) outdoor activity-hiking in the mountains

27) book-The Pearl

28) person-my mom

29) drink (non-alcoholic) rootbeer float

30) drink (alcoholic) vodka tonic

OCD moments a.k.a. "The Crazy"

31) I have assigned spots for people to eat both at home and at work

32) I have to put my shoes on right, left and take them off left, right

33) I do cleaning tasks twice (dust, vacuum, rinse dishes, etc.)

34) I can no be late.  Can. Not. Be. Late.

35) My closet is arranged by type of clothing, length of sleeve, color

36) All my shoes point left in, right out on the shelf

37) I eat my food in one of three ways 1) separated one thing at a time 2) separated but equal amounts of everything on the fork at the same time 3) all mixed up but still equal amounts of everything on the fork at the same time

38) I have a complicated grocery shopping routine (see previous post)

39) I make lists for everything.  I will add something just to cross it off the list

40) My roommate knows better than to mess up my routine because I can't function

Random Facts

41) I hate to have my feet naked...I even sleep in socks

42) I despise asparagus but keep trying it because it looks cool on a plate

43) I took 7 years of Spanish and can't hold a conversation (but I can conjugate the hell out of a verb!)

44) I refer to myself as "Self" in one-person conversations at the grocery store.

45) I like to create awkward moments on purpose just to make people squirm.

46) I love my dog more than I ever thought was possible and officially am "that dog lesbian"

47) I am a vegetarian but don't have any ethical issues, I just think it tastes gross

48) I don't do idle well

49) I have to have non-matching but coordinating sheets on my bed

50) I have to have equal amounts of things in my left and right front pockets.