Conversation between Girlfriend and myself late at night in bed.
Me: Sorry about that. However, it was totally your fault.
Girlfriend: HOW was that my fault.
Me: I'm. Not. Left. Handed.
Girlfriend: [crickets] Oh yeah. (laughing) Well, I couldn't wait any longer.
In other unrelated news, Girlfriend is at work today and I am baking gluten free spinach quiche and chocolate chip cookies to bring to Grandpa's house tomorrow. Fun times in the country with the future in-laws! Happy Thanksgiving everyone :-)