D: That was my old classroom when I was in Miss S[uperhardname]'s class.
H: Really? I was in the next classroom with Mrs. B.
D: Yeah. Her name use to be Miss S[uperhardname] until she got married. Now she's Miss P___.
D: Hey Miss S, I have a question.
D: When you get married, what name are you going to pick?
Me: What do you mean...pick?
D: You know, like how Miss S[uperhardname] became Miss P___ when she got married. What name are you going to pick?
Me: (trying not to laugh) You know she didn't just pick the last name P___ right? She married Mr. P___ and that's how she became MRS. P____.
D: OH! I thought she just picked that name when she got married cuz it was earier to say.