(Yes this was in public. Yes we were quite loud. No we did not care.)
Girlfriend: Wait, WHAT!?! How did I not know this?
Me: I don't know. It was front page news the other month. I didn't mention it because I assumed you knew.
Girlfriend: I just cannot believe I didn't find this out until now.
Me: Woman, you are WAY out of the gay loop. You need to start reading your newsletter.
Straight Friend: What newsletter?
Me: The gay one. Don't stress, you're not on the mailing list.
Girlfriend: We're all on the mailing list. That's how we know our agenda. It must still be going to my old address.
Me: I jumped on the electronic one. It's more eco-friendly and sh*t. You know how our people do. Or maybe you don't since you haven't been reading the newsletter.