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People-kindergarden boy and me
Me: Where's your sister today?
Kindergartner: She's at home. She still has her ear infucktion.
Me: I'm sorry, what?
Kindergartner: An ear infucktion. It makes her ear hurts real bad.
Me: (trying to control laughter) Oh no! Well tell her I hope she feels better soon!
Now you KNOW that kid has said "ear infucktion" several times today. You better believe I repeated the story to any and every staff member that would listen. :-)
5 comments:
Every time a patient comes in with a script for an ear infection, I will think of this. Thank you!
LOL!!
I think that's an appropriate name for them. They effin' hurt!
Was directed to your teaching posts by a blogpal - laughing my head off!
Now, to reciprocate the giggles yu've given me, a story for you, fellow educator...
So Kid A comes to my office and is complaining about being pushed by Kid B, who sits in the outer office.
Me: "So, who pushed you?"
Kid A: "That kid."
Me: "Which kid?"
Kid A: (pointing at Kid B in outer office) "That asshole!"
Me: "What?!!" (I peek around my office door at Kid B)
Kid A: (Insistent and pointing repeatedly) "That asshole right there!"
Me: "Ahhh. Now I see! Axel pushed you!"
The pronunciation of the name "Axel" by an English Language Learner can be a very trick thing at times, and just the giggle I needed to get through that particularly crazy day!
Enjoy - Christmas break is coming!
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