Girlfriend: (still laughing) Have you read this?
Me: Um, yeah...
Girlfriend: Really? You read this and didn't laugh?
Me: Um....no, I didn't laugh. Is there a major typo or something?
Girlfriend: Yeah, or something. Read it again.
I began to read it again in my head and she stopped me, insisting I read it out loud.
Me: Staff, please double check the cumulative before going on. Mistakes make a mess for everyone, refer to the instructions attached if you are not sure about the cumulative process. There. What is so f*cking funny? (as girlfriend is dying laughing)
Girlfriend: Baby, that is NOT what it says!!! This is what it actually states, listen carefully. Staff, please double check the cum before going on. Mistakes make a mess for everyone, refer to the instructions attached if you are not sure about the cum process.
Me: You are ridiculous, you know that in the school world c-u-m is short for cumulative right, and it's pronounced with a long u sound...
Girlfriend: I don't care, it's funnier this way.