Here's what happened for about 45 minutes:
Step 1: Google something online
Step 2: Talk to myself
Step 3: Dig in toolbox
Step 4: Schlep up the stairs
Step 5: Fiddle with said idea from online
Step 6: Schlep down the stairs
Step 7: Look at roommate and say "Nope."
Repeat steps at least 7 times.
After about 45 minutes she finally cracked. I looked over at her and she is just shaking on the couch trying not to laugh-cuz I'm SOOOO not in the mood. Here is the conversation that followed.
Roommate: (laughing) Nothing.
Me: Seriously, what?
Roommate: (still laughing) Nothing. It's...it's just...your gayness is showing. Just call someone and get it over with.
Me: (looking down at my shirt and laughing) Damn...my gayness is showing. And hell no I'm not calling someone. I will figure this out.
Another 2 hours later the sink is working and no, I didn't call anyone. Unfortunately as my mother pointed out-my day was shot to shit because I'm stubborn. Whatever. I fixed the damn sink.