Location: Picking my students up from the computer lab.
Student: It feels like I wet my pants.
Me: Did you?
Student: (looking down) No. It just feels like I did.
Me: Are you sure? Do you need to go to the bathroom and check?
Student: (grabbing his pants) Nope. I'm sure. Sometimes I feel like that after I stand up.
Student: Even if I did, it'd be okay. I wear camo pants. You wouldn't be able to tell.
This is how I spend my day...