Location-Girlfriend's mom's church
Organ prelude music playing and Girlfriend is making some faces as though she is in serious deep thought.
Girlfriend: This does not sound like Christ is Risen. This is Christ is Risen and He's a Zombie.
She then proceeded to be a zombie, right there in church.
...and she was totally right about the prelude music.
BEST PART- an elderly woman in front of us turned around, agreed and laughed!